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digital flip

Being defined as when you take ketamine and lsd at the same time. You digital flip.
by Blackface Jesus May 16, 2021
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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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Digital validation

To repeatedly (in a repetitious manour) check your electronic device for likes, re tweets, or similar notifications
Tania was continually seeking digital validation even whist out for a drink with the girls
by Bob_bob March 31, 2015
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digital heroin

"Digital heroin" is a slang term used in mainland China to refer to the addictive nature of video games and digital media, likening their impact to that of heroin due to their ability to create intense engagement and dependency among users, particularly children and young persons.
Ever since my little brother got that new online game, he’s been glued to the screen for hours—it's like he's hooked on digital heroin!
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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digital goodtime

The term digital goodtime was originally coined by George Clinton on Outkast's masterpiece Aquemini, in reference to the use of sampling and HiFi to enhance an artist's tracks. However, over time the term turned into a reference to an incredibly powerful shit. The term digital, which is often a slang term for poo among the young people, was the catalyst for this transformation, with the addition of goodtime as a nod to the vile nature of said shit.
Me: I can't believe you at six Chalupas and the cinnastix at Toxic Hell last night.

You: Yeah, I went home and had a digital goodtime for the rest of the night.
by Shake a stankin' ass November 8, 2004
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digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass
*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*
by fckncomcast May 10, 2011
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