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digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass
*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*
by fckncomcast May 10, 2011
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digital goodtime

The term digital goodtime was originally coined by George Clinton on Outkast's masterpiece Aquemini, in reference to the use of sampling and HiFi to enhance an artist's tracks. However, over time the term turned into a reference to an incredibly powerful shit. The term digital, which is often a slang term for poo among the young people, was the catalyst for this transformation, with the addition of goodtime as a nod to the vile nature of said shit.
Me: I can't believe you at six Chalupas and the cinnastix at Toxic Hell last night.

You: Yeah, I went home and had a digital goodtime for the rest of the night.
by Shake a stankin' ass November 8, 2004
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Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
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The Amazing Digital Circus

A quite good, interesting and unique show that has been destroyed thanks to toddlers and 40 year old men trying to capitalize on them.
Person 1: Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus?

Person 2: Yeah, good show. But as all the other shows the internet ruined it again.
by Galace December 24, 2023
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Quad-Digit

Last night I hooked up with some skank in my car... totally quad-digited her with no problem.
by Mekanickal October 8, 2011
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digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.
"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."
by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023
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Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.
"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."
by Dot* August 9, 2018
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