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Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
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Dave Hog

That guy totally looks like a “Dave Hog”
by schillac attack November 12, 2022
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Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”
by David10101 August 6, 2022
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Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.
Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....
by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020
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Suck it dave

Typically used as a triumphant call when you out fish everyone else on the lake
Chris yelled "suck it dave" as he again caught the most and largest fish of any others, especially Dave.
by Hidinbiden May 24, 2021
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Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.
Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house
by Partyboyx September 20, 2023
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Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.
Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.
by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020
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