Batty Dan

He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.

Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."

by K December 11, 2003

sneaky dan

the act of getting to third base or higher with two different girls in the same night.

doing a sneaky dan is fucking AWESOME

by achillman0688 October 29, 2010

dan doe

accourding to young buck, a dan doe is a dance you dont know how to do.

I can shoulder lean, but i dont know how to dan doe, or I can shake my laffy taffy, but i dont know how to dan doe.

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

Hacker Dan

Someone who is a complete noob at anything and everything that has to do with a computer. Popularized by the infamous hacker J-dan.

You're such a Hacker Dan!

by BatchFile March 16, 2010

Dan Knapp

A famous 'hockey player', known for his blatant homosexuality and Jewish nationality.

Often seen crunching numbers and collecting shiny coins, Knapp is considered one of the highest advocates for Jewish Rights.

Hey. I'm Dan Knapp. Yeah, i'd love to suck your meat cigar.

by Midgetboiii March 7, 2010

Dapper Dan

Adj; The code word for something sweet.

Cooper: Dude, I'm about to smash tonight on my hot a chick Alyssa.

Gary: Dude that's straight up Dapper Dan.

by FalconsLBGary January 9, 2008

Dan Goggins

A famous umpire who is noted for bad calls. A synonym for a poor referee or a poor call during a game.

That ump just did a dan goggins on that play.

by ddrdart December 16, 2009