Dad Rat

A rodent, specifically a rat that is owned by a father or dad figure that is usually kept hidden or in secret for sucking or suckling purposes. It is common that said rat is covered in some sort of sewer sludge or feces for "flavor" enhancements.

Man... he was sucking his Dad Rat in public and he got caught.

by Gary Dither March 15, 2019

dad bf

a father figure boyfriend. a boyfriend with strong fatherly instincts who takes care of his girlfriend and helps her structure her life and make the right decisions.

i really need a dad bf!

by mkku June 6, 2023

dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad

I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time

by Dad dad August 29, 2017

Dad-o-phile

A girl who spends time with her dad or other peoples fathers when she should be with her friends.

You: Hey guuuuuuuuuurl, what you doing today?
Brogan Cooney: Im hanging out with my dad, i cant come out, SOZ.
You: WTF? With your dad? Again?
Brogan Cooney: Yeah and your dad's coming too.
You: Your a little dad whore.
Brogan Cooney: No, just a bit of a Dad-o-phile, preying on innocent dads.

by Billie Jean? July 14, 2009

dad joke

a very bad, classic joke.

Benjamin Lombardi is a dad joke.

by pbth July 26, 2016

Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.

Did you see the dad bulge on Larry at the kids soccer practice today!?

by DadBulge December 11, 2011

Dad Hat

A hat that is curved and is usually a baseball cap.

"You see that dad hat, that looks ugly"

by Otis Jay August 10, 2016