coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch

yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl

by laurynlolol September 12, 2019

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Chewbaca coochie

A very hairy vagina/pussy

“Damn girl you got a chewbaca coochie”

by Clementinewells September 13, 2025

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Coochie berry

(1) Fruit that just doesn't taste good at all.

(2) Someone that smells really bad.

(3) Someone with a bad personality.

(1) This apple taste like coochie berries!

(2) Liliane smelled like a coochie berry today.

(3) Ryan acts like such a coochie berry!

by anonymous December 19, 2022

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Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025

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el coochie virus

A vaginal infection 🤢

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus

by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021

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A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

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