cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

cock butt/ cock ass

this word can be used as in insult to someone for being annoying, but it can also be used to describe a very foul smelling noun.

ex for cock butt/ cock ass

whispers "hey man i forgot to put on deodorant today, do you got any i can borrow"

yells out for everyone to hear "AAAAWWWWW DUUDE GET THE FUCKING HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELL LIKE COCK BUTT DUDE"

by john vega October 21, 2009

cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.

dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister

by the dog pussy November 17, 2009

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011