cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie August 17, 2016

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010

Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis

May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?

by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021

cock-throttle

Someone that is consistantly on an endevour to go hard at being a wanker in all aspects of life.

"My gosh Ian is being a cock-throttle right now, I sure wish he would get his hand off it."

by 0xford May 23, 2016