Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Chili trail

A obscurely straight skid mark

“If I fart again, We’re gonna be on the chili trail”

by 123-yo July 25, 2022

Chili Amnesia

A psychological effect cause by the consumption of excess chili in which the afflicted can not remember anything.

‘Alex Jones ate so much, he ate himself stupid.’
‘Yeah. He’s got Chili Amnesia.’

by WhereEaglesDare August 6, 2022

Chili ring

Another word for booty hole or anus if wanting to be proper.

Master, stretched my chili ring until I came on the floor.

by Bigmommy_pegger August 7, 2022

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Chili Roll

Money Roll. Or a Bank Roll

Finally got my lil Chili Roll from dog. He been delinquent for a min.

by Mookboyfym August 7, 2022