Canada

America's hat.

"What's that country to the north?"

"Oh that's America's hat, Canada.."

by CobraF16 April 30, 2019

Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”

Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted

by VonPetrol June 16, 2019

Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019

Canadian casserole

When you titty-fuck two curling stones.

A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.

by Tipsybeaver August 8, 2019

Canada

Canadian Robber: "Gimme your stuff"

Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*

Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?

Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!

Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!

Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*

Canadian Robber: Oh wait!

Man: Yes *sweats*

Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !

"Stop apologizing Rick, are you from Canada or something?"

by KGB-Muneerthepioneer January 9, 2020

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020