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cake time

to flirt and be of sweet appearance.
Kellita told us she needed cake time with her boy while we were studying.
by MadyRawr January 23, 2008
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fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification
These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.
by Mickeymike October 17, 2008
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Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina
Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!
by rtyack November 21, 2010
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bangs cakes

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"
by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009
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cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.
Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010
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Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
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Furt Cake

When you fart into your hand and present it to someone.
Got something for you'...*Furt*.....'Furt Cake
by Graggy21 October 22, 2010
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