mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

by Bigelow October 16, 2003

butt mud

clingy shit in your asscrack. most commonly found while shitting.

HEY CUNT! don't forget to wipe your butt mud!

by the guat April 9, 2004

mud duck

An ugly female who thinks her possessions makes her cute.

She think she cute cuz she got her own but she still a mud duck.

by realistic1 August 21, 2013

Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

mud bog

when you fuck someone in the ass until its blown out enough to roll their legs over their head, sit on them like a toilet, and shit into their ass for pleasure, also called gasterbating

colt w took the poor boy to mud bog(gasterbate).

by n youse October 4, 2009

mud flap

a racial slur for a really dark african american

that mud flap stole my bike!

by m c w November 1, 2006