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back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.
Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!
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What a bro knows never goes to the hoes 

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.
Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

its everyday bro 

Friend 1: plays its everyday bro
Friend 2: Shut that earrape off you b****
its everyday bro by 53rp3n7 July 18, 2018

You should get waves bro 

A way of telling someone that you find them attractive.
"Damn, you should get waves bro"

oh hell nah bro

an expression of disagreement or rejection basically.
oh hell nah bro i aint gonna fucking suck ur cock for 10 cents but that autistic 6 year old would
The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.

In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.

Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!

Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
dude bro by bighoss August 1, 2010
Handing a Smirnoff Ice to your friend and making them chug it on one knee. Commonly done by tools and douchebags.
Chad: "Did you see me bro ice that guy?"

Anybody: "Ya, you're a tool."