best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010

World's Best Rappers List

In no particular order, and definitely not complete. Era is taken into consideration.

Rakim
Biggie
Pac
Big Daddy Kane
Big L
Mos Def
Immortal Technique
Jay-Z (hate all you want, I dare you to test an album against reasonable doubt.)
Raekwon
Andre 3000
Eminem
Nas
Jeru the Damaja
Ice Cube
The Game
Grandmaster Caz
Redman
Kurupt
KRS One
Bustah Rhymes
Too Short
Missy Elliot (yeah, she makes the list)
Clipse (both of them)
Scarface
LL Cool J
Pharoahe Monch
Kurtis Blow
Run DMC (respect)
Melle Mel
Del the Funky Homosapien
AZ
Slick Rick
Talib Kweli


People I want to give it up to, but just don't know if I can.
Ghostface Killah
Big Boi
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Q-Tip
Common (I view him as more of a poet then a MC)
Eazy E
Chuck D
T.I. (I just like the dude)
Chali 2na

Women
Queen Latifah
MC Lyte
Lauryn Hill
Eve (although I'm pretty sure most of her stuff is ghostwritten)

I am... the best rapper alive. World's Best Rappers List

by mdub2 January 19, 2009

best pony ever

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is best pony ever

by pheonixashes December 15, 2012

Bestfriendzone

Potentially, the worst level of friendzone you will ever reach. Opposite sex will see you as the ultimate conversation partner and even might not consdier you as a minger, yet find you uncompatible to any romantic/sexual relationship. By far, the most misery-bringing rank you might even aquire.

Are you MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME?! s/he put me in funking bestfriendzone!

by OhyeaFUCK May 18, 2013

The bestest

The most amazing person in the world. Better then people at all the things. Everyone wants to be "the bestest".

Alley is the bestest person in the world.

by Jill Snappy January 1, 2012

National Bestfriend Day

August 24 is National Bestfriend Day. Celebrate with your Bestfriend,Post your Bestfriend, Call your Bestfriend. If your Bestfriend doesn’t interact with you on August 24, y’all aren't true Bestfriends.

Me and My Bestfriend are going to the mall on National Bestfriend Day!

by Trap house51 August 23, 2019