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Mouth Breather

A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.
Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?
by sugarcoatedGandhiman February 27, 2011
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brethren

Chav speak for 'friend'.
'Aight, I fukin battered 'em ma brevrin'
by Quiet Robert December 17, 2004
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Mouth Breather

Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.

A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.

Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.
Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.

Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.

Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.
by Randomus August 25, 2006
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dragon breath

Breath that is so horrible it will melt your face if you are close enough. If this condition is bad enough the person shall then be known as the dragon master.
Damn as soon as Mike got in the van his dragon breath consumed me!
by crew 45 November 11, 2006
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breathless

The irrational babble of fans so enthusiastic that they barely remember to breathe in between their incoherent statements of blind praise.
I tried to have a an honest conversation about __________, but the breathless fanboys completely overwhelmed any dissenting voice.
by Toronto June 19, 2006
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exclusive brethren

Cult Like christian religeon of approx 40,000 world wide who practice separatism. Biggest concentration is in Sydney Australia.
Believe only they will go to heaven when the world ends and that non exlclusive brethren (wordlies) are evil and are going to hell
"Wow those Exclusive Brethren are really brainwashed"
by Hadleigh December 9, 2008
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bretherin

Hello bretherins of the realm!
by poopsmagee May 13, 2005
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