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laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!
imma go buy LAVER BREAD!
by blah May 13, 2005
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reverse breadcrumb

When you have sex and leave personal items behind on purpose so you can come back for more. This is typically carried out by crazy girls.
Becky, I met this hot guy last night and reverse breadcrumbed his ass. He didn’t ask for my number, but I left my Gucci there so you know I’ll be hitting that again tonight!
by jengergray October 22, 2017
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keep the bread fresh

someone is telling you something and you just know they're lying about it, so you call them out by saying "come on man, keep the bread fresh"
by Dustin Rife May 19, 2007
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i wanna butta yo bread

by J-pol October 18, 2008
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bread head

Someone who is forever asking how much something costs.
"Thats interesting how much did it cost you."

"Oh don't be such a bread head it doesn't matter what is costs"
by BeeeDeee February 28, 2008
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frozen nigger bread

A very lame slang remark on the the joke "what do you call a nigger in a freezer?"
preson1: What do you call a nigger in a freezer?

person2: I dont know... frozen nigger bread?
by Frozenn July 16, 2008
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butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.
Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.
by Evan March 22, 2005
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