Brayden

The guy you think is straight but is actually gay. Usally wears bright colors or regularly shops at hollister. He has multiple female connections but deep inside wants the guy that sits next to him in algebra. They usually are very loud and try to partake in straight events. They also like to Spread rumors like their gay nature. Most likely will suck you dick for money.

Girl 1: Woah look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Are those teal sweatpants?
Girl 1: Yeah I bet he's a Brayden

by Swagyoloswag February 24, 2015

Tom Brady and the Bratriots

Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"

TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

by Sir Thomas Edison II September 20, 2010

Braydn

An extremely dumb yet ridiculously funny girl. She will never get over the fact she has a Caucasian name that is spelled wrong. She's such a fan girl but not even lity. Like...WTF? STOP BEING SUCH A BRAYDN!

"She's not a Jimena"
"She's a Braydn

by 1forest1!A1 May 19, 2017

The Marcia Brady

When your doing a girl from behind start humming the brady bunch song, and when she turns around donkey punch her in the nose and say Now you'll never be a teen model.

You should see danille yesterday i gave her The Marcia Brady it was awesome.

by billy jean sue November 9, 2005

Brady

Without class, pride or hope

I want to root for the Mets-but that whole team is Brady.

by AllKohn December 21, 2008

Bobby Brady

a blowjob.

origin:
imitative of 'bobbing'

-My girlfriend finally gave me a decent Bobby Brady.

by Albert Puli July 5, 2005

Brady

Someone who is a real heart breaker. He only cares about his hair and himself. Don't ever talk to him. You're welcome.

"Yeah Brady's a real heart breaker."

by Marley:) September 17, 2018