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blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.
"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."
by red frag July 12, 2007
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Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 10, 2009
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blindlessly

This is a portmanteau word that combines "blindly" with "mindlessly" to describe an action, activity, or direction undertaken without any prior thought and/or intent. Used to humorously enhance the description of a mindless activity or action.
When computer users are frustrated they sometimes blindlessly type commands, click on various icons, and/or power off their computers.
by StanScan October 7, 2008
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Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*
by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011
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Blinding the Merlin

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?
"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."
by hWnd85 December 8, 2010
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Blind Squirrel

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 17, 2011
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third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole
WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!
by here i am December 28, 2005
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