closet

a place that you put your clothes in.

GET IN MY CLOSET!!

by hjbhjjv July 17, 2022

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg August 08, 2015

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 31, 2024

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 25, 2023

Closet princess

A man who thinks he is perfect, big, tough, or any combination of these, but panics at the sight of his own shadow.

"Jonathan, my neighbor, is a closet princess - he acts tough like he's 2Pac, but you come out the bushes on him and he screams like a 4 year old girl and runs away. Yesterday I saw him take out the trash and he looked down on the ground and jumped, dude literally got scared of his own damn shadow."

by AmXtra May 20, 2024

Closeted Weeb

A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.

Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb

by sumdude November 06, 2022