Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.
A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:
A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:
1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja
Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!
Narrator: Oh, Sorry
Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."
3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"
Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!
Narrator: Oh, Sorry
Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."
3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"
by blu3hat July 5, 2010
Get the Christian the Awesome Ninjamug. A rating given to something that seemingly has potential to be awesome, but that would not be totally awesome in reality. Intensity of rating ranges from awesome minus one to awesome minus one over infinity.
Imagine if life were like a classic sitcom and everyone had their catchphrases and whenever they said it the camera would pause and zoom in and they'd do a goofy look while the sound *whan whan waaaa* played in the background.
That sounds like an idea that has been at least briefly thought out. i appreciate your contribution, perhaps it even made me laugh. However, it is less than awesome.
That sounds like an idea that has been at least briefly thought out. i appreciate your contribution, perhaps it even made me laugh. However, it is less than awesome.
by originalbuttertoast January 4, 2010
Get the less than awesomemug. A phrase used by Heightling Nation members to describe something especially cool. Originates from the fact that possums themselves are very cool, and of course that the word 'possum' rhymes with the word 'awesome'
by TheRoyalGeneral May 1, 2004
Get the awesome like a possummug. 1. used to describe a persone or thing that is superior to everything and everyone else.
2. the utmost in coolness.
2. the utmost in coolness.
by Luna January 17, 2005
Get the super-cool-awesomemug. by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019
Get the Awesome Human Beingmug. An event or item that is so full of awesome that it just cannot be contained with normal human terms.
by AreaMan January 11, 2008
Get the too much awesomemug. "that is so freaky dinky awesome"
by jasmine culver March 24, 2008
Get the freaky dinky awesomemug.