Autoboss

1. a person who exudes game far greater than any 'boss' ever could; one who is a level above a boss and is leagues above such ranks as a 'baller' or, especially, an 'underballer'

1. Jack Bauer is so unbelievably BA that he can only be described as an autoboss.

2. That dude is never false stepping with the ladies - what an autoboss!

by JackBauerIsAnAutoBoss May 2, 2009

Autoprivate

When a private in the Army gets so tired he just shuts down mentally and just follows orders without thinking. Also leads to NCOs noticing and fucking with private and he won't even realize he's being fucked with.

NCO: Private go ask the Specialist if he got the TR double E's that I told him to get for me.

Autoprivate: Yes Sergeant!

Specialist: Tell the Sergeant I put them by the ST 1s.

Autoprivate doesn't realize they had him looking for trees and stones.

by HuxleySniper November 30, 2009

Autofat

(Verb) The act of eating pizza which causes said person to become fat immediately.

Koroto ate too much pizza and became autofat.

by SeinaAion July 7, 2010

autotunity

The listener's expectation that hit tunes be redundant with catchy phrases based on musical melodies that stick in your head.

It was autotunity that made me hate that commercial.

by The Roachette December 30, 2010

automanual

Something that happens both automatically and manually. One step short of automagically, it still requires human intervention to do an automatic process. Typcially used in the computer world for data processing procedures.

I can only make it happen automanually because the end user has to choose which server it needs to go to.

by scriptertcl April 16, 2011

autotransfenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a closed window. Compare transfenestration and autodefenestration.

I try to avoid that idiot even if it means autotransfenestration.

by The Bronx April 21, 2011

Automatomate

To automatically automate ones automatic desire to automate an inanimate object, automatomatically.

Homosapien #0 - Hey, I so want to automatomate that squirrel.

Homosapien #1 - Bestiality is frowned upon in most cultures.

by Bowl Cutterson September 9, 2011