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Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
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austin

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)
by chin397 October 5, 2021
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Austin

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?
by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020
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Austin

Austin a guy who people like most of the time but is actually a dumb lanky white kid the no ones likes
Oh No austin
by Condom sucker December 29, 2021
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Austin Tripp

A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014
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austin

austin is wearing camo pants
by MLGT April 4, 2022
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