Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.
Well she will have fun with that young man!
Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009

A quirky gorl who just laughs laughs laughs. Often found falling down club stairs or getting her 10,000 steps.
Only loves men with banter
Only loves men with banter
by AntiBelieverBaby May 23, 2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
by Zizix123 February 4, 2025

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020
