preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 08, 2021

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 24, 2022

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 01, 2022

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

Plasma anus

The mark after donating plasma so much it leaves a nasty twirling scar.

Sally :I donated plasma last got 50 bucks.

Roderick: No way.

Sally: Ya downside is it left me an ugly scar that basically is a plasma anus.

by Dopeboygain78 June 05, 2021

Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 15, 2020

Anus busters

Immaturely naming Dave & Busters for comedic reasoning. Primarily used in “New York.”

*phone rings*
“What you want?”
“We goin anus busters.”
“Bet.”

by AnusBusters January 22, 2022