Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!

Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!

by The secret grafter November 8, 2020

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

45 minutes

When you go off of Rowan’s time and end up in futurama by the time she is actually ready

Ha! I am Ro spelled R-O I will be there in “45 minutes”

by Captain za October 27, 2023

Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both

Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’

by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025

The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.

Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute

by Fusionflare January 18, 2022

Last Minute

ig @ IsoTheDonn is the definition of last min, he’s the king of this stuff

“yo iso wanna go to the towns right on some last minute shit”

by KeepGeekin December 3, 2023

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020