Google-Fying

The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper

“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
by The Silliest of Men December 01, 2021
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Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
by GoogleTwig October 04, 2021
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Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.
Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.
by marioisthebest June 30, 2022
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Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
by Miksah August 16, 2019
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota June 25, 2015
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google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013
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post-Google

after google was started
post-Google Earth era
by hackerrazzi January 24, 2012
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