Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
Get the Uber Drivermug. A person who acts straight in front of men. Also says "mate" a lot when talking to or near a attractive man.
by Dr Tataru February 7, 2020
Get the kieron drivermug. A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert December 27, 2007
Get the phunk drivermug. by satana December 31, 2008
Get the rock pile drivermug. When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
by Robbing Hood Sherwood Forest January 9, 2025
Get the Bus driver wavemug. Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"
Mark: "On the driver"
by CooperABC December 5, 2018
Get the on the drivermug. by kyliieanne January 8, 2022
Get the Matthew drivermug.