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ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.
by morranga July 13, 2011
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icky ball

when a vein in the scrotum becomes blocked up or twisted and the testicle becomes shrunken and mushy feeling
Molly was totally beating my meat till she noticed my icky ball and started dry heaving.
by salad tossa March 8, 2008
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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week
by jessica1# February 8, 2010
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Lucille Ball

Lucille Désirée Ball was an American actress, comedian, model, entertainment studio executive, and producer. She was the star of the self-produced sitcoms I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life with Lucy, as well as comedy television specials aired under the title The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.
Lucille Ball is the greatest femaleness comedian of all time!
by Desi Arnaz November 27, 2018
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Ball chaser

A Rocket League player that has a below average amount of brain cells. Typically has a large array of insults and slurs to use when they are called out for their nonsense. Pysonix (Rocket League developer) seems to not care about these insults and slurs, but they do like to ban people for not liking mac n' cheese. Again, these are the same guys that have servers that run on waffles and maple syrup. Basically, a ball chaser attacks the ball even with no boost, or at bad angles. A Rocket League ball chaser is not to be confused with the sexual definition, which is basically a female simp. Please refrain from talking back to a ball chaser, as you will get banned for insulting an innocent player. Ball chasers are often compared to younger siblings, due to the fact that they constantly do dumb shit and put the blame on the innocent person. The term "Ball chaser" came up sometime during Rocket Leagues first 6 years, and honestly, who the fuck knows when people started calling players that. Ball chasers often like to attack you, with their cars. If you can't hit the ball, then you might as well go for anything else, whether its boost, or an enemy car, or your teammates car, just fucking hit it. Who cares anymore? What do you have to lose?
Gamer: this guy cant stop attacking the ball
Idot: he must be a ball chaser

Once your poor teammate realizes you are ball chasing, he will casually call you 3 slurs, throw the probably winnable game away, and instantly leave after a successful throw attempt.

"If ball chasing was a crime, I would be a good citizen" - Musty 1989

"If thy teammate commences in ball chasing, bonk them" - Einstein 2013

"Yeah, I ball chase, but at least I like mac n' cheese" - The average Rocket League player (2014-2021)
by FellowBallChaser January 21, 2021
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Fuego Balls

When you have either spicy wing sauce or hot sauce on your hand and casually rub your balls, usually is extremely painful.
"Bro Ricky got a SICK case of Fuego Balls!"
by Nighthelm June 4, 2018
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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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