Perfect Woman

3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.

God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.

by slingblade January 3, 2004

Woman Nazi

a woman who wants to go and fuck all the men and want the government man to kill themselves

Suzy: That man over there should just go and kill himself.

Amanda: Suzy calm the fuck down you Woman Nazi

by shitfictions February 17, 2018

Woman

Makes things complicated when it really doesn’t need to be.

Women: You see I can be simple, but I won’t do ha!
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple

by Jose John October 15, 2018

Woman

A type of dishwasher that's been around since the dawn of time

Adam: Yo Tyrone you got a sink full of dishes
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them

by Standingshady April 5, 2020

Womaning up

wimping out and not being a man

dude jack is Womaning up

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 28, 2022

whale woman

whale woman, otherwise known as a janet, is so called due to the high pitched sounds that frequently come out of her mouth. These sound can be brought on by situations of humour and or situations when her friends are needed by her side.

whale woman : neeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhoooooooooooooom......

yes janet?

by pingpongdingdong February 5, 2010

American Woman Sculpture

A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)

American Woman Sculpture-
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)

by HuliaHaye February 28, 2011