Wanker

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

wanker

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

by beardman September 17, 2003

Wanker

1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005

Wicker Man

A man who has had beer before liquor, and had watched the Wicker Man film the night he drank.

Friend to the Wicker Man - Hey man, you know how it goes: Beer before liquor, you're the Wicker...................Man.

by Nicholas Caged July 1, 2011

Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005

wanker

pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves

sting is such a wanker !!

by TS July 7, 2003