warrior society

prison gang(az) consisting of native americans. each displaying a shield(from the right side) with two feathers stemming the to the upper chest. with warrior society or ws tattoo'ed in or around the symoble.

watch out for that guy. his warrior society and can change shape in his cell like a bird or wolf...(FOR REAL!!)

by x August 11, 2003

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man August 4, 2008

trailer parkian water canal

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008

cold water

Bad news; news that's mean, harsh and difficult to take.

"But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water,
these hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product."
-Eminem, Lose Yourself

by Nav December 13, 2004

The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007

L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.

Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.

by staightouttacompton21 July 16, 2008

The Warrior

The act of roaring as loud as possible into a girls face just as you orgasm inside her..

"ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"WTF was that??"
"I am pretty sure my roomie just did The Warrior"

by k142 May 10, 2010