whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

crash watch

Binge watching but with a lot of fast-forwarding and skipping scenes.

I thought Wandavision would be very exciting but I ended crash watching it.

by faycee March 12, 2021

Binge Watch

Watch Multiple Episode/Seasons of a show in a short period of time. Typically within a few days or weeks.

Thomas: Hey Brody, wanna play some Basketball in an hour?
Brody: Nah man, I'm going to Binge Watch Anime.
Thomas: Since when did you become a weeb?!

by GangstaE.T_han May 4, 2021

pass watch

Two words that do not make sense when put together; two words that will confuse people because they do not make sense; something only a stupid person comes up with.

“Mayer says that pass watch might have negative undertones”

by Carterwashere May 19, 2021

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021

Pack Watch

The activity of staying vigilant for bozos to roast to death (RIP BOZO).

Originates from slang for “pack,” which refers to a pack of drugs; to smoke another’s pack implies that you have killed them for their pack and are know enjoying the drugs contained therein.

We stay smoking on that Alec Baldwin pack #RIPBOZO #PACKWATCH PACK WATCH GANG

by NavyMonkey69 November 24, 2021

Sweat watcher

A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles

He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.

by Professor B. December 14, 2021