I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
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by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023
Get the is the fbi watching mug.The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
Get the Phantom Watch Syndrome mug.A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.
"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."
"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."
"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."
by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023
Get the Rich Watching mug.A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.
Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.
by the moles are coming November 29, 2018
Get the Watch Out For The Moles mug.Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.
"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018
Get the restraint-watching mug."what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"
by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018
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