sleep wake

your so tired your not

at 3am im usually sleep wake

by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Fakey Wakey

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

by MightyNjal March 31, 2021

Seba Waleed

the best person ever to exist, the hottest and sexiest person to ever step on this planet

omg is that Seba Waleed ?!

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

Seba Waleed

prettiest girl ever

omg shes so pretty, shes probably Seba Waleed no one is as pretty as Seba Waleed so that must be her !!!

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021