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shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017
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wang-shank

Wang-Shank(v) is a euphemism for sex.
"Dude, I totally wang-shanked a girl last night."
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"
by Lewis. September 9, 2008
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Wang

A slur for a massive wing mounted vehicles used to generate downforce. often seen on tuners, formula cars, himclimb cars and race cars in general.
Synonyms: spoiler, wing.
Often referred to as a "big ol' wang".
Meme originates from the game "Pixel Racer", where you can get a spoiler for your car, named "the wang".
A gif should be linked to this post.
Slab a wang on that (Nissan) skyline, and you're all set.
by LeStev January 13, 2017
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Wang dang doodle

by Ghost powdered February 16, 2017
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Old Wang

A person whose last name is wang. Typically used to describe male.
by Bay Area honest boy November 23, 2021
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wang chang

Something that reeks of poor organization, not well thought out and creating a lot of effort for other people.
This meeting was totally wang chang. I think the manager just wanted to hear his own voice bouncing off the walls.
by Ya Ke May 10, 2024
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Peter Wang

loves someone on discord named ori and wants to have relations with a pregnant woman
peter wang wants to fuck ori soooooo badly
by generaldontkillurself March 26, 2025
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