co-uncle

Your brother's or sister's brother-in-law, or your niece's or nephew's other uncle(s) that aren't your brothers.
Jonathon and I aren't blood related, as his sister married my brother, but we are co-uncles to Jack and Caroline.
by OneEyedWilvis October 09, 2008
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uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.
That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.
by Thimbleconfused January 02, 2019
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Uncle Sink

An Aussie who drinks beer really fuckin' fast.
Person #1: What are you doing?
Person #2: Just doing an Uncle Sink.
by TLaff666 April 18, 2022
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Uncle Toby

Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.
Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.
by Logan Targett July 27, 2020
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Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.
I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner
by GeographyRot September 20, 2010
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uncle ray

someone who never buys anything and never shares anything
hes come to the pub with no money again...complete uncle ray!!!!!
by z123g March 26, 2016
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Funny Uncle

Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.

Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde
"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"

"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."
by BoiseGuy December 19, 2009
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