A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010
Get the Uncle Woodymug. by ESKETTITBOI November 15, 2017
Get the uncle curtismug. When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.
Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
by PineappleMayne July 1, 2019
Get the Eskimo Unclemug. by TLaff666 April 18, 2022
Get the Uncle Sinkmug. Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.
by Logan Targett July 27, 2020
Get the Uncle Tobymug. Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.
Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde
Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde
"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"
"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."
"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."
by BoiseGuy December 19, 2009
Get the Funny Unclemug. Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself
I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.
Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!
Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!
by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 4, 2003
Get the uncle jessemug.