How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

Turn your OC into a bunny day!

it's in july 19
That's all
Do it

Bunny lover: Its turn your OC into a bunny day!!
Artist bunny hater: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by GeebusDweebus July 19, 2021

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023