Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

by Furnend March 30, 2011

toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

Toilet Freakout

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.

Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.

by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Toilet Guardian

The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.

"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"

by urb steez September 2, 2009

Toilet Kisses

1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio

Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!

by BorrisJ October 31, 2011

toilet puja

The burning of incence in a lavatory in order to exorcise an unwanted ethereal presence, and counter the bad karma caused by the eating of too much curry the night before. See 'Puja'.

I have conducted toilet puja to hide my natural ungodliness.

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007

Ghostride The Toilet

To get stupid dumb, in a frenzy crazed like state and exrete one's inner workings in the vicinity of, but not actually in the bathroom receptacle. The shower usually exhibits this characteristic as well.

I'm gonna get all hyphy up in this bathroom and ghostride the toilet.

by NMAF August 17, 2011