Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours

I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house

by anonymous January 3, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

taking the w

Getting out of the situation you are in.

Dude 1: Did you know that snakes and lizards-
Dude: He's taking the w that's what it is.

by HouseOnFire220 April 14, 2024

Taking their stack

Taking their stack refers to when one individual or group takes the possessions of someone else/ group. It can be used in any context not just materialistic such as when you effortlessly outsmart someone in a game or competition, leaving them with nothing but a metaphorical stack of defeat, while you bask in the glory of victory and maybe even a little smugness.
An example: Two individuals (are negotiating a contract with two sporting clubs, one offering $50,000 net and another offering $55,000 gross. They don't check properly and go with the $55,000 contract. These two individuals tell their mates about the first club offer and decide to take the $50,000 contract. The original two individuals soon realise gross mean before tax leaving them with a mear $35,000. In this case the second two people "took their stack"

we took their stack
we love taking their stack

by Bougel19 May 6, 2024