I'm Cooked

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
by The Real G; December 06, 2023
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Jack Cook

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine
by the ones son May 25, 2024
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You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent
- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him
by YourStepSister April 03, 2020
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Southern Cooking

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 14, 2011
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Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
by Panda Crew May 03, 2009
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Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.
(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.
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taiya cooke

the fittest person to ever live
taiya cooke is the fittest girl in the entire existence
by luke.sim0 December 01, 2022
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