Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.

Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu

" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"

by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021

splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.

Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!

by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011

Pull a dragon

To talk bad about somebody behind their back, while they are standing within earshot of you.

Paul: Oh, John, he has to be gay. He just acts so--
John: What was that?
Paul: OH, HI!
Jack: You shouldn't pull a dragon, Paul.

by ThunderPower August 10, 2009

Dragon Foot

In the vagina name rankings, ranks higher than Moose Knuckle. Camel Toe < Moose Knuckle < Dragon Foot.

Guy 1: Yo, you gonna try to get in her pants?
Guy 2: No way, I don't wanna unleash her dragon foot.

by DragonTamerandSlayer May 22, 2011

Celibacy Dragon

A fiercely strong warrior of celibacy. A Celibacy Dragon cannot be broken by sexual temptation and looks at the journey of celibacy as a fire ass rainbow road that leads to the most delicious pot of gold.

Sean is in fact the strongest Celibacy Dragon that has ever walked the road of the rainbow.

by baymountain0728 April 22, 2022

Ender Dragon

What your few friends killed without you.

"We killed the ender dragon without you dunderhead"

by MyLifeIsMinecraft October 14, 2020