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killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
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Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there
"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."
by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019
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Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
by packtober December 15, 2022
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Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.
OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...
by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020
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Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
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The shitsy bitchsy spider

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/
by J\ July 10, 2023
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Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.
Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.
by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010
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