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Long Pole Syndrome

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.
An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.
by Case1 December 6, 2011
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mad long hours

When someone works for long periods of time. Not just an 8 hour shift or something, but for very long periods of time.
Sarah: "I never see Jordan around anymore"
Mark: "That's because he works mad long hours"
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yang xiao long

spicy lesbian who eats all your food and calls you a bitch
wow, she did that!
yeah she's a total Yang Xiao Long
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Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
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How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010
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long dick of the law

"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels
by walker cyrus May 2, 2008
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maybe in the long run

A sarcastic way of replying to someones statement showing your disbelief in what they say/ without planning on actually doing what they ask of you.
Ben: "Hey Ryan, when you planning on giving me my $20 for the bet you lost"

Ryan: "Hmm, maybe in the long run"
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Steve: "I swear, i'm gonna get all the girls at the party tonight"

Lisa: "Ha! Maybe in the long run"
by Gabesteezy January 28, 2010
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