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Rear Entertainment System

A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.

Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.

Looks at the size of that RES!

And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
by Cinap April 7, 2009
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System fuckery

A term in Litrpg/progression novels. Non-sensical or arbitrary rules and activity created by the system. Originated from "Primal Hunter" by Zogarth
"Why does it work?",
"idk, system fuckery, I guess".
by GenericSunset April 17, 2025
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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
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My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
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Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.
"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."
by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014
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systemic

A shortened version of the phrase 'systemic racism'.
Won't Lynyrd Skynyrd be cancelled by September? I don't mean just their show, but the entire band, cancelled for being systemic.
by Yoppppppp! April 22, 2021
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System

a collection of linked hardware components, software, or both, particularly when used for a single purpose.
The new inventory management system simplifies supply ordering and tracking through a sophisticated hardware and software combination.
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
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