Norwegian Bilge Pump

Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.

She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.

My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.

by WTMFN April 28, 2016

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golden gas pump

When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.

Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.

by awesomesaus December 20, 2012

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3 pump hug

When a guy hugs you tightly for an uncomfortable amount of time while pumping him self against you. Its creepy

Mike is so creepy. He totally 3 pump hugged me. Ewww. Gross.

by Creepy long unwanted hug January 28, 2021

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one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 23, 2006

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pumped up kicks

The phrase 'pumped up kicks' basically means shoes that are very expensive. It could also be taken as it's non-literal term meaning 'the latest and greatest apparel items'.

Did you see John come by? He had some pumped up kicks! What a rich asshole.

by anonymous0987 January 27, 2011

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If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.

I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.

by brewtus719 August 30, 2010

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