pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

pork pluger

fatass

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.

by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011

pork organ

ye safe

well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!

" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "

"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "

by okkoolking April 3, 2007

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

Pork

Vigorous sex

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"

by FoodPorn August 23, 2018

Pork chop

A overweight person

Wow she’s a pork chop

by Elliott Russell November 11, 2019

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018