Internet Troll

Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.

Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.

Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.

by nanopanda June 23, 2010

Internet trash

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

internet-famous

When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving the finger or posing for the camera.

Maddox is the most Internet-famous person you'll never see.

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Internet Explorer

A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.

Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007

internet courage

The type of bravado a person exhibits on the internet incognito behind a screen only to turn coward when confronted physically.

Rob was all internet courage when slut shaming Koko's gala attire last night but stuttered when she accosted him in class.

by Nenye May 14, 2014

The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.

The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023

Internet Cheerleading

Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.

In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.

Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.

"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"

"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)

"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"

"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)

"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"

""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)

by highspeedhamish August 29, 2010