Internet Troll

Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.

Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.

Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.

by nanopanda June 23, 2010

Internet trash

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

internet-famous

When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving the finger or posing for the camera.

Maddox is the most Internet-famous person you'll never see.

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Internet Explorer

A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.

Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007

internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.

Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.

by wicked son July 9, 2011

Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.

Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.

by Question009 June 29, 2009