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ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
by Casio38 April 11, 2010
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Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive
Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex
by Corna124 October 2, 2020
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Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.
Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!
by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022
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fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.
Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”
by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023
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ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
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.exe

a scary game that features original characters
by Mmist April 19, 2022
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Dion's ex

He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D
?: are you dion's ex?
by Le??? May 17, 2022
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