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Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo
by Wrekt December 27, 2024
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Alaskan ceiling fan

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.
by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021
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Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.
Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
by Larry the pedophile June 14, 2015
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Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
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Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.
by dabaybay April 14, 2021
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